Synopsis as it happened… 

Rawking theme tune
Pilots last flight before retirement
Beaurocrats
Criminal handcuffed to FBI agent
Stewardess is hot
Tiger Woods y’all…
…has a bitch wife
improbable accident
reasonable cgi scene
recognisable actor
impractical firing of machine gun resulting in hilarious consequences
betrayal
Stopped paying much attention, though every actor seems to be at least support material
Oh, a real zombie, they’re of the fast variety
bad acting and incongrous character development
stewardess is still hot
Big container of nitrogen been in shot too many times to not be used later
zombies bite everyone
more biting
spot of gore, Tiger Woods comes back, putter probably going to kill a zombie at some point
lol, 10 seconds after I typed that, putter was deployed
criminal comes good
nun gets bitten – legs chewed off, I’m not convinced that’s how bones work
more biting
Somebody always knows how to fly a plane
Tiger Woods knocks a head clean off down a hole, because he’s a golfer you see.
Umbrella through head, lol
Ridiculous makeup
CGI
suddenly landed, la la la, all good…
…oh wait zombies
End.